And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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