Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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