Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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