this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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