Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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