Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Drunk is not a location!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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