upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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