She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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