Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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