Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa