Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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