I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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