I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
