I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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