Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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