youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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