How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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