so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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