i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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