What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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