I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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