gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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