i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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