just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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