My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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