Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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