just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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