how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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