Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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