What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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