i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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