Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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