Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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