another moral hangover. fuck.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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