is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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