Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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