he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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