Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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