I think i peed on brittanys purse
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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