I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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