its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
only if we run a train.
done.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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