maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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