just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
