Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
tell me about the fingering
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