This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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