i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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