She said her name was "party"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i believe in u and ur pee
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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