Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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