Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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