is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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