your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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