No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
