Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.