i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Randomize
