I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He has the fingertips of a God
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