Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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