Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
